Now you can channel your inner Don Cherry when you suit up in one of our new NHL ugly sport jacket and tie sets. If wearing grandma’s old yuletide jumper isn’t your jam, but you want to stand out among your buds, you’ll need these dapper duds! Whether you’re attending a cheesy Christmas party or a posh New Years soiree, you’re sure to score while sporting one of these bad boys.
Sears Portrait Studio to the Rescue!
What to do when you’re in a pinch and need product photos fast, but don’t know where to turn? That was our predicament when we received our very first batch of ugly NHL suit jackets and ties.The moment they arrived at our warehouse, we thought they were just about the most awesome apparel we’ve ever seen. So naturally we wanted to share them with the Internet tout de suite.
That meant we needed product photos within the hour! Someone suggested we try the Sears Portrait Studio down the street. We all laughed and laughed… and then we called and booked a 5pm appointment. That was easy! But we still needed to find someone to model our fine fashions. What to do? Where to go? The local Goodlife gym, of course. That’s there we found Brandon, a friend of a friend who was happy to work the gig in exchange for free swag (namely, the jacket he’s holding below.)
So we threw Brandon in our truck with a pile of jackets and headed over to Sears Portrait Studio.
We were greeted by a bemused employee who told us our clever gimmick was a welcome respite between the baby portraits and passport photos that are her stock-in-trade. In fact, we’re quite sure she’s never had so much fun working at Sears!
It was when we took a coffee break in the mall food court that tragedy struck! Just after photographing the Toronto Blue Jays jacket, we headed to Timmies for a double double and found out the Jays had just lost their Championship Series against Cleveland, and were out of the playoffs. Bummer!
But we are glass-half-full type people, so we said good-bye baseball, hello hockey! We’ve got some really ugly NHL suits for five awesome franchises, meaning fans can dress as loud as they cheer!
And here’s a shout-out to Sears! They were able to get us in and out of there in a flash. And, for the low price of $60, we took home a CD of six hi-res images, including the rights to publish them anywhere in the world. Score!
By the way, if you’re interested in one of our licensed sports jackets, you’ll need to act fast! We anticipate that they’ll sell out VERY quickly. So order yours today!
The holiday season isn’t far away and RetroFestive is looking for a few more elves to help make a little Christmas magic! We’re hiring NOW for our pop-up stores in Oakville and Toronto, Ontario.
Interested in any of the opportunities listed below? Send us your resume right away, and include a brief cover letter explaining which position you are interested in, and why you’d be the perfect fit!
Oakville Retail Help – Join us in our Winter Wonderland! You’ll feel like one of Santa’s elves as you help guests in our bustling Christmas Warehouse Store. We need help selling ugly Christmas sweaters, kitschy ornaments and more! Must be available most weekdays, either 9am – 5pm or 11am – 7pm shifts, and also one Saturday or Sunday per week. One or more years of retail experience is required.
Oakville Warehouse Help – We’re looking for warehouse workers to pick, pack and ship holiday orders. Fast-paced, fun environment. Must have attention to detail. Some warehouse experience is beneficial but may not be necessary if you have the right personality and attitude. Full-time seasonal opportunity starts ASAP. Must be able to work occasional evenings and weekends in December. Inquire for more details.
Toronto Retail Help – We will host two pop-up kiosks in Toronto this year. One at Union Station and the other at Toronto City Hall. Runs Nov 18 til Dec 23. We’re looking for people who know their Christmas movies and ugly sweaters! Fun, festive atmosphere. Must be available at least 5 days a week, and must have retail experience.
All interested applicants should forward their resume to us as soon as possible, along with a cover letter explaining which position you are interested in, and why you’d be the perfect fit!
The Blue Jays are BACK baby, and so are we! RetroFestive.ca has new styles of Blue Jays ugly Christmas sweaters for the 2016 playoff season. Best of all, they’re now in-stock and ready-to-ship to Jays fans across Canada!
We hit a home run last October when we introduced the first-ever Ugly Blue Jays Christmas sweaters. We couldn’t keep them in stock! But now the Toronto Blue Jays are back in the playoffs, and we’ve been sure to order enough to keep everyone happy!
Our 2016 unisex crew neck style features LOTS of Blue Jays logos on the chest with a larger logo on the sleeves.
Check out the video below which showcases our Ugly Christmas Sweater showroom in Oakville, and especially the Blue Jays sweaters. (The video was produced by PostMedia back in 2015, and it features the 2015 designs).
Inspired by National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Retro Festive has compiled the ultimate Christmas gift that keeps on giving the whole year. In the past decade, we’ve sold tens of thousands of Clark Griswold moose mugs, and our loyal fans are always asking: What’s New? What’s Next?This is it!
We set out to create the perfect Christmas gift that just about anyone will love! True fans of Christmas Vacation will get a chuckle out of the tongue-in-cheek nature our Club, complete with official certificate, check-list and tasting notes. But even those who don’t know the movie word-for-word will appreciate the Canadian-made quality of our jams and jellies in twelve different flavours.
We looked high and low to find the best jelly and jam around, and we found it in our own back-yard, in Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario. Virtually an Ontario institution, Greaves has been making pure old-fashioned jams, jellies, marmalades and condiments since 1927, using only the finest fruits, sugar and spices. They still use their time-tested recipes, and they stir each batch by hand in open stainless-steel kettles. No pectin or preservatives are added.
Each Jelly of the Month Club gift set is hand-packed by our team here in Oakville, Ontario. We offer affordable shipping rates via Canada Post, or you can enjoy Free Shipping when your order totals $99 or more. We’ve already had customers buying 3, 4 and even 12 gift sets, saying that they’re the perfect thing for just about everyone they know!
Our Jelly of the Month Club is also the ultimate company Christmas gift! If you are in charge of employee Christmas gifts where you work, or you know someone who is, contact us for discount details on orders of 10 or more Jelly of the Month gift sets.
Here’s what’s included in each Jelly of the Month Club gift set:
Jelly of the Month Club certificate you can personalize
12 jars of jelly and jam (a different 64ml. flavour each month)
Official monthly check-list
Handsome and sturdy gift box
Here’s the list of flavours included in each gift set:
In light of the recent Macaulay Culkin/Kevin McCallister video that surfaced the net last week (embedded below just in case you missed it), curious feelings surrounding other various Christmas movie child stars have manifested into our nosy minds.
The video above depicts an angry, and not to mention, strung out looking Kevin McCallister (aka Macaulay Culkin), who has yet to deal with the abandonment issues and possible PTSD the 1990 classic, Home Alone has left him with.
Though this video caused a few broken hearts for all the life-long wet bandit admirers, it also brought a nostalgic chuckle to audiences around the globe. The 5 minute Youtube video inspired us to do some intensive research to locate the 9 cute little kids that have starred in all of our favourite classics. Sadly, not everyone has had the career we all expected they would when they first started out. From Primetime Emmy nominations, to arrests and post-grunge bands, there is a great range of triumph to demise within these 9 former child stars. Though, with what Macaulay’s post Home Alone years looked like, the most successful of the few may be the ones who opted out of show business; but we’ll let you decide for yourself.
1. Cindy Lou Who from ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’ (2000)
AKA Taylor Momsen
Momsen stole the hearts of movie go-ers everywhere, as the adorable Cindy Lou Who from the 2000 live action version of ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’. Singing a cute rendition of ‘Where Are You Christmas’ the young star set high hopes for her future career. Though, her music now is not quite as ‘cute’ and ‘happy’, as the Faith Hill festive single, Momsen has earned in her spot in the music industry with her alternative-rock band, The Pretty Reckless.
Following her highly sought after role as Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl, the former IMG Model signed on to be the new face of Madonna’s 2010 clothing line, ‘Material Girl’. In late August of the same year, Momsen’s band released their first studio album, leading to her decision to make music her main focus. In early September 2015, the former childhood star confirmed that the band is working on new material in the studio. Maybe it will be out in time for next Christmas?
2. Charlie Calvin from ‘The Santa Clause’ (1994)
AKA Eric LLloyd
Eric Lloyd starred as Charlie Calvin in The Santa Clause at the tender age of 8 years old! It’s no wonder that his performance as Scott Calvin (aka Tim Allen) ‘s son was nothing short of adorable. Charlie’s dedication and sense of belief made the film, about a man who inadvertently kills Santa on Christmas Eve, and then is forced to take his place, a truly magical time for us all. Lloyd went on to play the same character in the 2 not-so popular sequels of the film.
Now, at the age of 29, Eric has supposedly quit acting and partnered up with his college roommate, Tyler Payne, opening LP Studios, a production and post production music and film company located in California.
3. Jake from ‘I’ll Be Home For Christmas’ (1998)
AKA Jonathan Taylor Thomas AKA J.T.T
Another one of Tim Allen’s fictional sons! The teenage heart throb, nicknamed J.T.T, was plastered on every young girl’s wall during the 1990’s, thanks to Tiger Beat magazine. Though, his career seemed to fizzle out following the popular Christmas film, he did make a few cameo appearances on various television shows like Veronica Mars, Ally McBeal, Smallville, and 8 Simple Rules. Plus, the American sweetheart is not just all looks! J.T.T was enrolled at Harvard University, where he studied philosophy and history, prior to graduating from Columbia. Thomas currently guest starts on ABC’s Last Man Standing, reuniting him with his former TV dad, and The Santa Claus(e) himself, Tim Allen.
4. Rusty Griswold from ‘National Lampoons: Christmas Vacation’ (1989)
AKA Johnny Galecki
One of the running jokes of the National Lampoon’s Vacation movies is the inconsistency of son Rusty and daughter Audrey. Chevy Chase’s fictional children are played by different actors in each film, often of interchangeable age (Rusty being younger in the Christmas film, and older in the Vegas film). The 1989 comedy classic Christmas Vacation features Johnny Galecki as son, Rusty. The relatively unknown actor landed the role, despite having only done two previous movies (one of them another 1989 Christmas movie, Prancer). Three years after the successful Christmas flick, Johnny made his first appearance as David Healy (aka Darlene’s love interest) on Roseanne, making the actor a semi-regular cast member for the show’s last five seasons. In 2007, following multiple television appearances, he was cast on The Big Bang Theory as the loveable main character Leonard, scoring him a few Prime Time Emmy Nominations and seven People’s Choice Awards affiliated to the show. Not too shabby, Russ…not too shabby.
5. Ralphie from ‘A Christmas Story’ (1983)
AKA Peter Billingsley
Like the kids in Jurassic Park and the boy who played Chunk on The Goonies, Peter Billingsley, who played little “Ralphie,” never managed to venture away from the film’s infamous character into further acting success. Though, a good friendship with Vince Vaughan scored him multiple, Executive Producer roles in movies like The Break Up, Iron man, and Four Christmases, all fairly successful flicks.
Side note: The former Red Ryder BB Gun fanatic did have a very small role in 2003’s Elf, as Ming Ming the Christmas Elf.
Though, he was only on screen for a few seconds, and was never credited.
6. Michael from ‘Elf’ (2003)
AKA Daniel Tay
Buddy the Elf’s supportive little brother, Michael, was played by 11 year old Daniel Tay, who has not been active in the Entertainment industry since 2009. In 2003, the same year Elf was brought to the big screen, Tay played a young Harvey Pekar (the older version played by Paul Giamatti) in the critically acclaimed American Splendor. Following this film, and a few small television roles, Tay began doing voice work, providing several video game voiceovers in such works as Bully and Grand Theft Auto.
7. Sam from ‘Love, Actually’ (2003)
AKA Thomas Brodie- Sangster
Thomas Sangster played Sam in Love Actually, a little boy in love with his classmate, Olivia. Since the romantic Christmas flick’s release, Sangster kept up with his acting career, landing solid roles in Game of Thrones and the Maze Runner. His most recent role was a small one in the newly released and highly anticipated Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Though his Wikipedia page does state that he is 25, the fact is questionable considering he still has that baby face we know and love. Lucky girl, Olivia!
8. Jamie from ‘Jingle All the Way’ (1996)
AKA Jake Lloyd
Next to Macaulay, Lloyd’s career seemed to have the most promising potential. Following his role, alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger, in the 1996 hit Jingle All the Way, Lloyd scored the highly pined over role of young Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace. After voicing the same character for several Star Wars video games, the child actor disappeared from the entertainment industry, only to sporadically resurface on the TMZ home page, after multiple arrests and even a death hoax.
Several entertainment websites state that after his role in the famously hated first prequel, Lloyd reportedly destroyed all of his Star Wars memorabilia and quit acting. The infamous flop film, directed by George Lucas, caused the former star to be bullied in school, where children would taunt him in the halls, making lightsaber noises whenever he would walk by. If that wasn’t sad enough, following the June 2015 arrest, his mother Lisa Lloyd, revealed that her son is schizophrenic, and that in March of this year he attacked her after going off of his medication.
9. Kevin from ‘Home Alone’ (1990)
AKA Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay was easily the most well-known child stars of the last few decades. After the very successful Home Alone in 1990, our hearts broke as he played the cute-as-can-be preteen Thomas J in My Girl, a film that left everyone leaving the theatres in hysterics. Following his tear jerking performance in the early 90’s classic, Culkin went on to star in the Home Alone sequel, Richie Rich and the Good Son. And, like any other young star, Macaulay made his rounds on American television, even hosting Saturday Night Live in 1991.
It is no secret that Macaulay had a tough time, after his initial attempt to quit acting at the age of 14. Though, he resurfaced after his parents nasty divorce and custody battle, dating That 70’s Show and Family Guy star Mila Kunis for 8 years. The couple broke up in 2010, which allegedly lead to his demise, and struggle with drugs and alcohol. As Culkin once said: ‘I had all the fame anyone could want, and I ran away from it’, learning the tough lesson that his Home Alone character came to realize, be careful what you wish for.
Holiday Fair in the Square Vendor
Nathan Phillips Square Kiosk*
100 Queen St W,
Our Toronto City Hall Hours
Dec 8 - Dec 23 Only
Mon - Fri: 11am - 11pm
Sat - Sun: 11am - 11pm
*Note: Only select items available at our Toronto kiosk locations. Distillery District kiosk carries NO Ugly Sweaters, while the City Hall kiosk carries MOSTLY Ugly Sweaters. Full range of products available online and at our Oakville store.