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Ugly NHL Jackets and Ties

Just In: Ugly NHL Suit Jackets and Ties

Now you can channel your inner Don Cherry when you suit up in one of our new NHL ugly sport jacket and tie sets.  If wearing grandma’s old yuletide jumper isn’t your jam, but you want to stand out among your buds, you’ll need these dapper duds! Whether you’re attending a cheesy Christmas party or a posh New Years soiree, you’re sure to score while sporting one of these bad boys.

Toronto Maple Leafs Suit Jacket
Get Fugly in our Maple Leafs Suit Jacket and Tie!

Sears Portrait Studio to the Rescue!

What to do when you’re in a pinch and need product photos fast, but don’t know where to turn? That was our predicament when we received our very first batch of ugly NHL suit jackets and ties.The moment they arrived at our warehouse, we thought they were just about the most awesome apparel we’ve ever seen. So naturally we wanted to share them with the Internet tout de suite.

screen-shot-2016-10-19-at-10-23-39-pmThat meant we needed product photos within the hour! Someone suggested we try the Sears Portrait Studio down the street. We all laughed and laughed… and then we called and booked a 5pm appointment. That was easy! But we still needed to find someone to model our fine fashions. What to do? Where to go? The local Goodlife gym, of course. That’s there we found Brandon, a friend of a friend who was happy to work the gig in exchange for free swag (namely, the jacket he’s holding below.)

screen-shot-2016-10-19-at-10-24-12-pmSo we threw Brandon in our truck with a pile of jackets and headed over to Sears Portrait Studio.

img_3572We were greeted by a bemused employee who told us our clever gimmick was a welcome respite between the baby portraits and passport photos that are her stock-in-trade. In fact, we’re quite sure she’s never had so much fun working at Sears!

screen-shot-2016-10-19-at-10-23-54-pmIt was when we took a coffee break in the mall food court that tragedy struck! Just after photographing the Toronto Blue Jays jacket, we headed to Timmies for a double double and found out the Jays had just lost their Championship Series against Cleveland, and were out of the playoffs. Bummer!

img_3603But we are glass-half-full type people, so we said good-bye baseball, hello hockey! We’ve got some really ugly NHL suits for five awesome franchises, meaning fans can dress as loud as they cheer!

And here’s a shout-out to Sears! They were able to get us in and out of there in a flash. And, for the low price of $60, we took home a  CD of six hi-res images, including the rights to publish them anywhere in the world. Score!

By the way, if you’re interested in one of our licensed sports jackets, you’ll need to act fast! We anticipate that they’ll sell out VERY quickly.  So order yours today!

Montreal Canadiens Sport Jacket and Tie
Montreal Canadiens Sport Jacket and Tie


Edmonton Oilers Suit Jacket and Tie
Edmonton Oilers Ugly NHL Jacket
Detroit Red Wings Suit Jacket and Tie NHL
Detroit Red Wings Ugly Jacket and Tie
Boston Bruins Jacket and Tie Combo
Boston Bruins Jacket and Tie Combo
Toronto Blue Jays Suit Jacket and Tie
Toronto Blue Jays Suit Jacket and Tie

Head over to RetroFestive.ca to order yours today!

5 Ugly Sweater Alternatives to Rock This Christmas!

If your Grandma’s eggnog-stained jumper isn’t what you want to be seen in at your holiday soirées, we can’t blame you! Even though the traditional Ugly Christmas Sweater is kind of our thing, we can understand why you’d want to kick the originality up a few notches.

Remember: Ugly isn’t one dimensional!Throw some glitter, or a cat graphic on your accessory and you’ll be the most hideous apple this side of the nuthouse!

Here are (just a few) of our products that will have you considering an alternative to the classic patterned pull-over!

Ugly Christmas Tie


Attending a suit and tie affair? Swap your run-of-the-mill black tie for our super festive (and totally ugly!) Christmas ties. Your fellow party-goers will be jealous.

Ugly Christmas Jammies

Jump into something different this holiday! These Matching Holiday Onesies are perfect for you, whether you’re flying solo, or have a mister/misses waiting for you under the mistletoe. Who said you can’t wear your PJs to Christmas dinner?

Ugly Christmas Socks

Warm up your toes in holiday style! We have a large assortment of Ugly Christmas Socks and Knee-highs, including toe socks (of course)!

Ugly “Naughty” and “Nice” Santa Hats

Speaking of the “Naughty” and “Nice” list… which one are you on? Show off what team you’re on this year with our perfect “Naughty” and “Nice” Santa Hats. Sure, you might be gifted with a little coal, but it will surely be worth it!

Happy Birthday Jesus T-Shirt

Celebrate two special occasions this Christmas with our blinged-out Happy Birthday Jesus Tee! Your religious relatives will thank you. Don’t miss out on the party.

Ugly Christmas Suit

Take a page out of Barney Stinson’s book and suit up. Our Ugly Christmas Tree Suit is perfect for classy bros, who still want to enjoy a big cup of holiday cheer. This year, when they talk about the big man in the red suit…make sure that man is you.


Ugly Christmas Boxers

What are you hiding in your under carriage? Wrap your package up good with our Ugly Christmas Boxers. Wear these and you’ll surely be knocked off the “Naughty List”, that is, until Christmas night! Hopefully no one will sneak a peak!


Ugly Mistletoe Headband

You will never be caught solo under the mistletoe again with this amazing invention, our Mistletoe Headband. Stand near your lover, your crush, or Ryan Gosling — Christmas tradition says you gotta pucker up!


Ugly Christmas Tree Costume

Really commit to Christmas this year by embodying a decked out evergreen! This hilarious Christmas Tree Costume suit will surely put everybody in the holiday spirit.


Ugly NHL Sweater

Technically this is still a sweater, but it’s also so much more than that! Root on your favourite sports team with our beloved Ugly NHL Sweaters! Perfect for Christmas, but can be worn with pride year-round.

What do you plan on rocking this Christmas? Let us know in the comments below! And remember, ordering is available at Retrofestive.com year-round, but our store opens this Saturday (October 29), so come on down and give us a visit. Located at 1100 Invicta Drive, Oakville.


Toronto Blue Jays Ugly Christmas Sweaters – New 2016 Styles!

The Blue Jays are BACK baby, and so are we! RetroFestive.ca has new styles of Blue Jays ugly Christmas sweaters for the 2016 playoff season. Best of all, they’re now in-stock and ready-to-ship to Jays fans across Canada!

2016 Blue Jays Ugly Sweaters
New 2016 Ugly Blue Jays Sweater Styles include crew neck and v-neck.

We hit a home run last October when we introduced the first-ever Ugly Blue Jays Christmas sweaters. We couldn’t keep them in stock! But now the Toronto Blue Jays are back in the playoffs, and we’ve been sure to order enough to keep everyone happy!

Toronto Sun features RetroFestive ugly Blue Jays sweaters.
The Toronto Sun featured our Blue Jays Ugly Sweaters in their Oct 15, 2015 newspaper. That’s RetroFestive owner Tyler Schwartz, together with employee Ashley Locke.

Our 2016 unisex crew neck style features LOTS of Blue Jays logos on the chest with a larger logo on the sleeves.

2016 Ugly Blue Jays Crewneck Sweater
Toronto Blue Jays Ugly Christmas Sweater – 2016 Unisex Style.

Check out the video below which showcases our Ugly Christmas Sweater showroom in Oakville, and especially the Blue Jays sweaters. (The video was produced by PostMedia back in 2015, and it features the 2015 designs).

Let’s Go Blue Jays, and let’s go order a 2016 Blue Jays Ugly Sweaters from RetroFestive.ca!

Let's Go Blue Jays
Let’s Go Blue Jays

Join the Jelly of the Month Club!

Clark Griswold Jelly of the Month Club Gift SetJelly of the Month Club – A Canadian Exclusive to Retro Festive

We all have someone on our Christmas list who’s just soooo hard to buy for each year. Either they already have everything… or they insist they want nothing. There must be an easier way!

We’ve got just the thing. Welcome to the Jelly of the Month Club.

Inspired by National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Retro Festive has compiled the ultimate Christmas gift that keeps on giving the whole year. In the past decade, we’ve sold tens of thousands of Clark Griswold moose mugs, and our loyal fans are always asking: What’s New?  What’s Next?  This is it!

Jelly of the Month Club Gift Set CanadaWe set out to create the perfect Christmas gift that just about anyone will love! True fans of Christmas Vacation will get a chuckle out of the tongue-in-cheek nature our Club, complete with official certificate, check-list and tasting notes. But even those who don’t know the movie word-for-word will appreciate the Canadian-made quality of our jams and jellies in twelve different flavours.

Jelly of the Month Club Certificate included!

We looked high and low to find the best jelly and jam around, and we found it in our own back-yard, in Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario.  Virtually an Ontario institution, Greaves has been making pure old-fashioned jams, jellies, marmalades and condiments since 1927, using only the finest fruits, sugar and spices. They still use their time-tested recipes, and they stir each batch by hand in open stainless-steel kettles. No pectin or preservatives are added.

Proud Product of Canada

Each Jelly of the Month Club gift set is hand-packed by our team here in Oakville, Ontario.  We offer affordable shipping rates via Canada Post, or you can enjoy Free Shipping when your order totals $99 or more. We’ve already had customers buying 3, 4 and even 12 gift sets, saying that they’re the perfect thing for just about everyone they know!

Our Jelly of the Month Club is also the ultimate company Christmas gift! If you are in charge of employee Christmas gifts where you work, or you know someone who is, contact us for discount details on orders of 10 or more Jelly of the Month gift sets.

Here’s what’s included in each Jelly of the Month Club gift set:

  • Jelly of the Month Club certificate you can personalize
  • 12 jars of jelly and jam (a different 64ml. flavour each month)
  • Official monthly check-list
  • Tasting notes
  • Handsome and sturdy gift box

Here’s the list of flavours included in each gift set:

  • January: Grape Jelly
  • February: Blackberry Jam
  • March: Three Fruit Marmalade
  • April: Black Currant Jam
  • May: Rhubarb Raspberry Jam
  • June: Strawberry Jam
  • July: Cherry Jam
  • August: Peach Jam
  • September: Crabapple Jelly
  • October: Raspberry Jam
  • November: Rhubarb Strawberry
  • December: Plum Jam

Check out all our New Items for 2016