The Christmas party season is getting closer by the minute, which means Secret Santa at the office. But what should you get that special someone picked from the hat? And by special we mean that weird someone, that odd someone, that tough-to-buy-for someone. Your boss already has two of everything, or you pulled the name of the Sci-Fi geek you barely speak to. What’s a person to do? Don’t worry, Retro Festive has you covered.
Here is our list of 12 awesome, unique and quirky gift ideas that will make their strange hearts grow at least three sizes bigger! – Written by Maddie Bisson
The HR Cat Lady
Kitty Christmas Carol Clock – Musical!
We all know someone who loves cats. A lot. So much that a musical cat clock would be totally acceptable in her cat filled office.
The Social Media Addict—I mean Specialist
Selfie Elfie Or…
Hashtag Christmas Tree Ornament
#OMG #SelfieWithAnElfie #SoCute #TheresAnElfOnMyShoulder #IHeartChristmas Or… Blow up their phone with a ##ornament.
The IT Jedi
If you didn’t camp outside with them before the premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, you better redeem yourself.
The Die Hard Leafs Fan
NHL Ugly Christmas Sweater
There’s one in every company! Through thick and thin (mostly thick) they stand by their team. It’s a perfect “something blue” to wear on game day (instead of that dirty old jersey!).
The (why aren’t you retired yet?) Secretary
Ugly Sweater Cookie Cutter Decorating Kit
Ugly Sweaters have been all the rage for the past few years, and while the gaudy irony might be lost on her, she will enjoy making Ugly Sweater cookies for the office!
The Coffee Addicted Accountant
Tim Hortons China Mug Ornament
Your accountant’s favourite formula: Work + Caffeine + Canadiana = TIM HORTONS!!!!!
The Meme Loving Colleagues
Grumpy Cat 8-Pack Holiday Note Cards
Now you can finally wish your closest co-workers an awful holiday and a crappy New Year with Grumpy Cat’s signature frown.
The Hanukkah Harry
Happy Hanukkah- Ugly Holiday Sweater
Christmas isn’t the only reason to rock an Ugly Sweater! Harry will be as happy as those dancing dreidels when he receives this from his Secret Santa!
The Overly Enthusiastic Intern
Smiling is My Favorite – Coffee Mug
While drinking the World’s best/crappiest cup of coffee, your intern won’t be able to stop singing, “I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOUUU!”
The Potty Mouth Boss
Toilet Santa- Ugly Christmas Sweater
Nothing will bring your boss more joy this holiday season than literally wearing a poop joke.
The Hostess with the Mostest CEO
Christmas Vacation Advent House Calendar
This will knock the Santa hats off her Holiday Party guests (and put you on the Nice List) with this show-stopping Griswold Advent House Calendar.
Bag O’ Coal
Make the most feared present in the world a reality for your nemesis. Revenge is a dish best served COAL.
“Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store – Maybe Christmas… perhaps… means a bit more!” Not in this case, Grinch!
These quirky gifts can be ordered at RetroFestive.ca, or picked up right before the Secret Santa gift exchange at Toronto’s Union Station Holiday.